Product name: The Girlfriend Button. USP: How to get a “perfect 10” girlfriend at the touch of a button, no matter your looks, age or money. Hook: Text this 12-word “subliminal message” to any hot girl and she will beg you for sex

Mechanism: Future pacing / pushing the “future button”. People always gravitate towards whatever future they imagine most vividly. So if you can text things to a girl which get her to picture a future with you, you can make her start to fall in love with you, literally as easily as pushing a button. Big Idea / Product Mythology: The system harnesses the power of psychological warfare and mind control techniques developed by the US military in the 1980s as part of a project called “MindWar”.

The government official who developed MindWar was a man named Lt. Colonel Michael Aquino. He was also a high ranking member of the Church of Satan and a self-professed “black magician’. This bizarre but historically factual origin story allows us to associate the program with such exotic themes as psychological warfare, subliminal messaging, government mind control programs, black magic and witchcraft.